My Mommyisms

In the shower is the only time my husband can take care of both kids haha the second I step out its diaper changing, feeding and timeouting babies :)

A daddy gets spit up on and he changes his shirt. A mommy gets spit up on and she just assumes it will happen again soon so there is no reason to change a shirt.

You know your a parent when while eating dinner you can completely stop eating, clean up your toddlers poo and go right back to eating...of course after washing your hands at least 6 times lol

No that's not a fake tan on my face but yes it is sweet potatoes that my lovely daughter just coughed all over my face :) 

To be continued...